I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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