this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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