woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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