she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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