STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Someone shit on the floor
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
