to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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