Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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