So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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