I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
