pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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