i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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