i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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