she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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