So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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