what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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