she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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