if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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