I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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