Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
