She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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