He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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