you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks