last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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