Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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