yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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