Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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