You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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