I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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