Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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