I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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