Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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