so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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