Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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