i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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