You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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