Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
