The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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