Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Your dad touched me again.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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