plz talk dirty to me
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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