I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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