I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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