Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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