There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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