What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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