i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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