with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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