gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I smell stomach acid.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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