Can Purell be used as lube?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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