I would go down on you faster than GM stock
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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