Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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