why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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