Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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