went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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