Its about making memories worth repressing
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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