i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize