i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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