Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am one with the molecules
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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