You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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