Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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