was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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