R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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