Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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